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12/25
Date: 2017-12-25 03:46 pm (UTC)We apologize for that robophobic Mystery Giftery present. We hope this complimentary bonus will not insult you as much.
Sincerely, your Mystery Giftery person.
[How considerate.]
[The actual gift has nothing to do with robots, but is instead a bunch of small tree plushies with smiles sewn on them. Get it? It's a Bob Ross joke.]
12/25
Date: 2018-01-10 02:45 am (UTC)…
Well, they do enjoy the play on words. The trees indeed look very happy! They earn a place on the bed that they never use – it really pulls the room together!]